Another 35 Dungeons and Dragons Memes for All You Brave Adventurers (September 14, 2023)

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    Organism - Player interested in the lore of my world: "What are the names of the cities and countries in your campaign?" Me, a DM: r/DnDMemes
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    Cartoon - breakyourheroes 11m WHEN YOU FINISH A MEAL AT THE SUPER FRIENDLY NPC'S HOUSE @thefitdungeonmaster MAKE A CONSTITUTION SAVING THROW Send message x :
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    Organism - DM: Roll stealth. Barbarian (with-4 Stealth): I've mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still, that I become invisible to the eye. @QuestiesPodcast
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    Cartoon - When the wizard accidentally made a nuke but in-game you don't know what that means made with mematic
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    Font - What Would Pike Trickfoot Do? @critrolememes Vax: I'm ambidextrous Grog: that's what's up bro, love who you love >
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    Jaw - The rest of the party: minding their own business The warlock: hey there, demons, it's me, ya boy.
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    Font - alex but now this is podcasting @crunchleaf introducing a new alignment - chaotic lawful. i have a strict moral code but nobody can figure out what the hell it is 8:14 PM 1/10/19 - Twitter for iPhone 1,958 Retweets 4,063 Likes 27 alex but now this is podcasting @crun... . 17h ✓ Evil Good - where you're a villain but you keep accidentally helping people. there are other permutations of this joke but you don't need to tweet them to me
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    Head - Seducing people as a 20CHA Bard Seducing people as a 20CHA Paladin Seducing people as a 20CHA Warlock
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    Art - when the Bard takes up Necromancy A MemeCenter.com
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    Product - Other players' backstories imgflip.com That one player Let me in. Ladult swim @dungeon.delver LET ME IIIIHIIN! [adult swin]
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    Smile - Therapist: Dont worry, evil carousel Matt Mercer isnt real and he cant hurt you. Evil carousel Matt Mercer:
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    Font - What Would Pike Trickfoot Do? @critrolememes Keyleth: do you ever just see something that changes your life and you're just like 'huh' Vax: I saw you. Keyleth: Honestly that's so heartfelt and sweet and it really makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a drawing of Grog as a turkey.
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    Font - KALEC @Aleckalled I love D&D because there's like an hour of epic fighting followed by an hour of choosing horses
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    Font - What Would Pike Trickfoot Do? @critrolememes Grog: SCANLAN YOURE LOSING A LOT OF BLOOD WHAT'S YOUR BLOOD TYPE Scanlan: B positive Grog, stressed: IM TRYING
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    Cartoon - What people think you do when you say you're "going to play Dungeons and Dragons" OD 4
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    Font - DM: So you've arrived and been assigned rooms. What are you gonna do? Friend 1: Sleep Friend 2: Sleep Friend 3: Read in my room Friend 4: Steal cereal from the kitchen and eat it in my room Me: Go outside and dig in the dirt Friend 5: *sigh* Whatever I need to do to advance the plot *All burst out laughing* DM: Okay so you go into the obviously creepy office like a PROPER adventurer
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    Product - breakyourheroes @breakyourheroes Friend: You talk about DnD, like, a lot. Me: it defines who I am
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    Bird - When the Druid successfully distracts the guards with Beast Shape SUPREME VICTORY @aquascissors
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    Font - viridiandnd My favorite type of rpg puzzle is one that I, as the Dungeon Master, don't know the answer to and am just waiting for them to do something entertaining enough for me to say "yeah that does it" the-dm-experience this hurts
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    Muscle - When you're a Two-Handed Barbarian who can't cast a single spell and you're waiting for the dragon to land.
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    Font - CRITICAL accidentalcritical Seeing what tricks my new pet knows during my first session outofcontextdnd: Me: Roll over. GM: The hedgehog rolls over. It's adorable. Me: Stay. GM: You take a few steps away. The hedgehog remains where it is. Me: Heel. GM: The hedgehog heals you for 5 HP. Me: Holy shit
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    Outerwear - DM YOU CAN'T SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS WITH SAD FLUTE MUSIC BARD JCAN TRY
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    Plant - When the players complain your encounters are too hard If you're referring to the incident with the dragon, I was barely involved.
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    Product - breakyourheroes @breakyourheroes Me: we can beat this guy. I'm not scared. DM: Twenty-six to hit, forty-nine damage. Now for the second attack. Me:
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    Organism - When I roll a 1 and the DM starts laughing llo Werk
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    Font - Sean Hunt @seanofthehunt #DnD player - You've got this whole world planned out haven't you? DM - *Looks behind screen* There's nothing, only a hastily written note. It says 'sexy goblin?' DM - Yes <
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    Font - prokopetz More dumb magic items for your D&D campaign: ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● A sword that inflicts emotional wounds A hat that, when left alone with another hat, will mate and produce hybrid offspring Negative gold pieces A map that is the territory Armour that becomes more effective the uglier the wearer A living pocket-watch that never needs winding, but if you don't feed it, it dies; it's an obligate carnivore Goggles that put censor bars over monsters of the Aberration type An instructional
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    Head - Telling your players what something is. Telling your players what something appears to be.
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    Product - DUNGEONS DRAGONS A GAME WHERE A 3 HOUR WALK TAKES 5 MINUTES, BUT A 5 MINUTE BATTLE TAKES 3 HOURS
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    Hairstyle - When your character dies but an unearthly being shows up and offers you a deal:
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    Product - when the DM is trying their best but they suck at NPC voices Confused Old woman
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    Forehead - When the players start asking about the political structure of the city they're in.
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    Facial expression - impilip.com PLAYERS: HA HA, WOULDN'T IT BE CRAZY IF (MAJOR PLOT POINT) DM:
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    Dice - CRITICAL accidentalcritical YOU TRY TO OPEN THE DOOR. MAKE A STRENGTH CHECK. EL memegen.com 11 61 6 THE DOOR PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE
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    Product - breakyourheroes @breakyourheroes DM: Here's a simple puzzle that will take them less than ten minutes The party coming across said puzzle: This is beyond science

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